I don’t want to alarm you, but nuclear war is due to break out today. At least so says the prophet Yisrayl Hawkins (and he’s a prophet, so he must know). If you read this tomorrow and nuclear war hasn’t broken out, don’t feel too alarmed, Prophet Hawkins has already revised his estimate twice and no doubt he can do it again if need be.
Is it any wonder that religion gets a bad name?
HT Think Christian.