How to read the Bible Right.
Make sure that your sense of humour is engaged and then click on this link for instructions on how to read the Bible.
Historical context doesn’t matter, so you can throw it in the trash along with the Old Testament. It was invented by evil atheists, and is just another clever disguise the Devil gives for false teachers to use. You don’t live in ancient Rome, so neither should the Bible. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.