Thanks to Phil for pointing out this BBC story.
Police are on the hunt for a thief who stole a urinal from a pub in Hampshire.
The man is thought to have spent 40 minutes removing the white toilet bowl after ordering half a pint at the Royal Oak pub in Southampton.
He then stuffed the urinal in a rucksack and left the pub making sure he wiped his fingerprints off the door as he went.
And you thought Southampton was a sleepy little place. In reality, it is a hub of major crime!